In India, any carefully planned executed project will go through confusion, criticism, inconvenience and chaos. Applicable to projects of any nature, in any industry. There are no exceptions. There will be a section that will never be happy with the implementation. Given the population, the fact that most of us still doesn’t have the basic facilities, undisciplined and uncivilized society, chaos is inevitable. Imagine a situation, if Piyush Goyal decides to revamp the entire power sector while there are villages with no electricity and implementation happening parallely in many other villages. **Tough**
We have been hearing this discountinuing high value notes strategy for a long time, from all political parties. Even in other countries. This plan even featured in a Tamil movie and that was a hit. Modi was fixated and focused to this plan since he took charge. It is even possible R3 was against it, for his good reasoning skills and Modi waited for him to leave. Key to this project was the quick implementation, with no time for the corrupts to react, having provided ample legal opportunities to come clean. So secrecy was crucial. And he had to do it when he knew many in his party are corrupt, he will lose a bunch of his vote bank, with no assurance that this move will bring betterness, it can backfire in 2019 which otherwise would have been an easy election for him, the entire media vulturing for his failure, his regrouped political opponents, and on top of all it concerns money that is in use to every citizen every time.
Unplanned implementation was the easiest way. Given that, the implementation plans (though reactive) have been good, the banks have cooperated well, and then the people (atleast most of them) have expressed willingness to go through the short term pains. People believe in Modi and that trust didn’t exist in the past. *Kudos*
Good job done so far. This is only the start, hopefully. Modi should say a sorry formally for this trouble and take this for closure.
CM with limitations (Higher limit: more than the cost of a pen. Lower limit: 1 crore reward for any potential vote bank deaths).
Reporter: Sir, what actions have you taken for dengue in Delhi?
Pimp: (refers his flow chart) For Delhi related, Ask LG.
R: Sir, what about pollution in Delhi?
P: I replied already. Delhi related, Ask LG.
R: Sir. about the farmer suicides?
P: (refers his flow chart again) Farmer suicides related to Suit boot ki sarkar related to Ambani agent. So, Ask Modi.
R: Sir, farmer suicide in your rally in Delhi?
P: How many times do I need to tell you? Delhi means Ask LG. Should I give you this flow chart?
R: Sir, but it was your rally.
P: But it happened in Delhi.
R: Sir, about OROP suicide? Should I ask LG?
P: (flow chart again) No. That comes under the ‘Attack Modi Opportunity’ classification. So for that, Ask me. I announce 1 crore reward.
R: Sir, about your accusation on you overhearing the judges on phone tapping?
P: That comes under the ‘Exceptions’ classification. So, Ask IB.
R: Sir, Delhi…
P: Ask LG.
R: Sir, development..
P: Ask Modi.
R: Ask Modi.
P: I am a corrupt bureaucrat and politician. I really do not know how to even administer Delhi. Modi or LG has done nothing against me or my government. It is just that I am impotent..sorry incompetent.
R: Ask LG.
P: Delhi voters are stupid. They voted me. They voted me the second time even after I took money from Congress the first time to form government.
R: Ask LG.
P: All my ministers are criminals.
R: Ask Modi.
P: With his limitations, Modi is doing a good job for India. But I cant let him work. I want to become the PM of India.
R: Ask Modi.
P: There are no sources. They are all cooked up. I just make allegations against everyone and say so.
R: Thanks Sir for the interview.
P: Ask Modi.
Police Constable (with due respect): Put your weapons down and get back to your cells. Or I will shoot you.
Terrorist: You can?
PC: Yes. I will.
Do you know who we are?
Not that. Who we are by our community certificate?
Yes, I know.
And do you know what are you?
Yes. I am a Pol.. No no. I know.
Do you know which party is running the state?
And the Country?
Do you remember the riot that we did last time in the jail because the barber scratched my chin while shaving?
You know how we questioned India on Surgical strikes, Ishrat, JNU?
We, as in Presstitutes, Congress, Commies, Pakistan, ISIS, LeT, Al Qaida, Dawood bhai, AAP, Human activists.
Do you have any video cameras recording you shooting us because we were trying to escape?
(Looks around) No.
They will ask for proof after you shoot us.
Oh yes, I know.
And you know what you will have to go through if you harm any of us? Your career? Your dignity? Your family?
Now tell. Do you really want to shoot us?
Can you please give me that weapon? I will cut myself.
Not everyone who doesn’t like Congress, hates it. But when they speak against corruption or inaction against any long pending issue or dynasty politics, one can laugh at them, but rarely we get angry at them. But when they take on the common nemesis AAP, even on any corruption issue, I enjoy it. Everyone who doesn’t like AAP, hates them. And that is not even the rest of the AAPtards’ fault. The rest of the AAPtards who hate AAP, hate them not just for Kujli or his party members or any of their ideologies or performances so far (that doesn’t exist anyways), but mainly for their fans aka AAPtards. And they live up to that name happily and knowingly.
The best abusers (in the social media especially) have to be the AAPtards. Their second response to any political conversation will be off the topic and an abuse at you personally. The conversation need not be even anything related to AAP, but the outcome is the same. They know to respond the same way, as being taught by their leaders. Even hardcore Congress fans enjoy a joke on their leaders and party. Even Modi fans (including me) enjoy a joke or a troll on Modi or BJP, even if it is self-damaging. I am yet to see one AAPtard who enjoys or shares a joke on their leader and party members. Or simply they don’t understand the joke at all. They have no(n)sense of humor. Having been in social media all these days, I see that the funniest jokes in the social media are on Kujli. AAPtards find it difficult to ignore such trolls. They find it compulsive to respond and respond abusively. They need to have the last say in any conversation, however, stupid their argument is. They defy logic every time. They cannot even differentiate a joke, a troll, a satire from a scathing attack, despite the number of smileys you add. Everything against AAP is a personal attack on them. They need to win the scuffle and they know only one way to it. And they enjoy the mud happily.
All the party fans like their party because they have been associated with that party for a long time or they like the leader or their ideologies. Applies to BJP, Congress, Commies, and every regional party. But AAPtards believe in AAP and Kujli because they don’t like Modi. AAPtards will support anyone who is against Modi, even a terrorist organization. Such is the hatred ness for a man. Kujli knows it and feeds them well by blaming his inability every time on Modi. Otherwise, there is no reason for anyone to support a party that has failed in being the ‘We are not like any other Party’.
AAPtards also play the role of the best standup comedians when they say Kujli is the messiah, or he is a man of Hamam + Reynolds + Kujli (God) promise honesty, or their arrested MLAs are innocent (despite half of them accepting their crimes), or BJP changed the constitution overnight to strip off the power from the Delhi CM.
And finally, when they say Kujli is still in Delhi and working for the betterment of it, I believe them 100%. Because that saves me from die laughing.